Monday, April 21, 2008
You know you have a toddler in the house when....
you find dryer sheets in the toilet!
you get squirted by a water gun on a daily basis.
you celebrate things like throwing trash away or putting tiny dirty jeans in the laundry basket.
you'll sing a whole song just to get them to eat one more bite!
you pick up the same toy six times and put it away.
your foot is injured requiring you to limp for awhile because you stepped on that SAME toy.
you scream expletives like... "SCOOBY DOO!" or "ICE CREAM!" when you step on that SAME toy!
you give them too many cookies because you love to hear them say "cookie."
you lose your keys, your phone, your sunglasses, and your mind!!!
you find out you LOVE to play trains and read the same book over and over again just to hear them laugh at the same part every time.
at 8:49 PM